Reality TV Blog

For all of you who watched this week's episode of American Idol, found this amazing performance:



I know, go ahead watch it again. I watched ten times my first time. My first objective when I saw this was to conclude whether Jared was male or female. It wasn't just his "unique" singing style that threw me off, but also the "over rounding" of his pectoral region and the female curvature of his hips. It is perfomances like these that makes me wonder where in the boundaries of the United States that these people dwell. I could walk by them everyday on my way to work and never know of the skills they possess. I'm sure there was much mourning and a huge shock when humble, little Jared did not proceed to Hollywood after this audition. Hey, maybe Irish Folk dancing...who knows. STHUCKERING STHUCATAZ!