Reality TV Blog

This past week on American Idol, Paula Abdul shocked viewers with her confusion of reviewing one of Jason Castro's (Young John Travolta) songs before he even sang it. After having it pointed out to her that he had only sung one so far, she tried to cover her errors by saying she was talking about David Cook, only to quickly praise him. Check it out.



It is bad enough to have to listen to the lady with midget arms every week and hear her banter and ramble about things that don't even pertain to the performers, only now to have her prove that she has NO IDEA what she's doing out there. The hick-up in the live show caused quite the gossip and uproar to hit the Internet the following day, accusing American Idol of being "rigged", or "swayed."

On the following day, Ryan Seacrest addressed the issue by saying "the rumors are not true and that she is a part of the American Idol family, and that they love her." The fact of the matter is, is that her time is up. Nobody listens to her, nobody thinks her criticism is valid, and as for me, when she starts talking, I drift away in thought about midgets riding bicycles. She needs to go and stop being an embarrassment for the Fox station.

Every now and then, we get another mega lottery winner winning hundreds of millions of dollar. Usually on television it shows the person crying, jumping with joy, maybe even pass out...However, Robert and Tanya Harris set a new standard for being ecstatic in this lottery victory speech:



It just hurts to think of the millions of dollars that are waisted from this couple winning the lottery. Notice the pride of winning that Mr. Harris shows as he lifts his winning ticket with Glory. Then of course they have to argue at the end about what kind of car to get. A camera following this couple 24/7, now that's Reality TV.

It is time once again for the geeks and beauties to team up on the newest season of Beauty and The Geek Season 3. Here is a trailer for the new season to come.


The geeks once again surpass my expectations growing closer and closer to retardation every season. By season 6, every single one of the geeks will have down syndrome. A couple of guys to keep watch for.
1. The one that looks like he has a shrunk head. Seems to be on the ball, but definitely has his moments.

2. The cowboy that looks like he belongs in a used car commercial. There could be some good moments from this guy, keep your eye out. He seems to have a temper, and his beard needs to be trimmed.

3. The guy with glasses thicker than the bottom of a bottle. This could be an actor, if not, I am truly sorry.

4. The black girl remaining in the beauty's. She shouldn't even be considered a "beauty." I believe the producers mixed her up. Anyway, she spouts out some serious, southern gibberish.

Beauty and The Geek can be found on the CW on Tuesday nights at 8:00pm pacific time.

While enjoying the late night news, I had the blessing of being able to see this hilarious clip of an old lady bust out the best flop since Vlade Divac was playing Basketball. Take a look.


Either this lady should be in the ring fighting Mayweather, or the victim should be playing center for the Sacramento Kings in the year 2000. Somehow the strike was able to pick this woman off of her seat, have enough force behind her to fling her across the floor, then forcing her to do a navy seal tumble on the ground. Wow.

It reminded me of the part on the movie Ghost, where Patrick Swayze is able to touch people as a ghost. I guess the victim is suing for damages, and probably should walk around with a "weight belt" like the kid from Martian Child, or on a windy day, she may end up in my tree.

Last Thursday, there was yet another round of eliminations for American Idol and 4 more singers found their fate to go home. One of which was Robbie Carrico. From the beginning of the contest, Robbie was trying to portray himself as the "Rocker" of the group, dressing in his grunge and sporting his bandannas with his long "rockin' " hair. However, his validity as a rock singer, was not easily sold. On several occasions, he was told of his "lacking of authenticity" and not playing the part of the rocker.

It also became public of his past of being on tour with Britney Spears as a pop singer. There was just something about his singing style that screamed "fake."

Then, last week put the icing on the cake. Last week, TMZ reported that Robbie has apparently been wearing a wig throughout the duration of the contest! He always attributed his rocker style to his hair. I mean if you have the patience to grow your hair our that long, you've got to be for real, right? Wrong. The fool is even faking the hair.

American Idol executives would not comment on the fact of the wig, but it showed in the votes last Thursday having Robbie be the next idol eliminated. Frankly, I'm glad to see him go. His song choice and stage presence was about as entertaining as licking envelopes.

For all of that are interested in purchasing a similar wig. I believe I found one of matching style at my local wig shop. You be the judge.

Yesterday, live on American Idol, Paula Abdul made her video debut (with the help of Randy) of "Dance Like Theres No Tommorow."


...AND THEN. This was worse than the time Magic Johnson came back into the NBA for 3 months. First of all, with that "Dew", she could be dropped off with Chewbacca and the Wookie tribe on planet Kashyyyk and not miss a step. She looks like one of the puppets from Fraggle Rock.
Doing her dance routine, she resembled the demeaner of a little girl playing dress up trying to fit in with her older sisters friends. Just as Clay will never marry a woman, Shaq will never make free throws, New York will never have class, Paul Abdul will never make a successful, new age pop video. As Simon would say, "Worst performance of the night."

Flav, it ain't the girls. I am always awed at the fact despite the annihilation of dignity by prior season's girls walking out on Flavor Flav, he starts out every new season like he's not Mr. Hanky from South Park.

I really hope even Flav is smart enough to realize that these girls aren't interested in him. I think if you were to create a reality show and tell girls that they would be on air for 3 months and the winner would receive a bag of sloth droppings, the networks would still have to send girls home.

If we were to see "the real" women that were into Flav on the show, you would see a bunch of middle aged, overweight women, who love to eat KFC and watch Hollywood Squares.

The fact that it has taken at least 3 different seasons for Flavor to find love, all being left on the side of the woman, should show the world the Flav lacks the flavor of love, and probably tastes like cardboard. If he maybe settles for the fattest one on the show this year, he may have a chance of finding and keeping love this time instead of building up some young girl's music and acting career. I think Flavor and New York should just be together, but then VH1 would probably be out of business.