Paula Abdul's American Idol Debut ... And Finale

Yesterday, live on American Idol, Paula Abdul made her video debut (with the help of Randy) of "Dance Like Theres No Tommorow."


...AND THEN. This was worse than the time Magic Johnson came back into the NBA for 3 months. First of all, with that "Dew", she could be dropped off with Chewbacca and the Wookie tribe on planet Kashyyyk and not miss a step. She looks like one of the puppets from Fraggle Rock.
Doing her dance routine, she resembled the demeaner of a little girl playing dress up trying to fit in with her older sisters friends. Just as Clay will never marry a woman, Shaq will never make free throws, New York will never have class, Paul Abdul will never make a successful, new age pop video. As Simon would say, "Worst performance of the night."

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